Entitlement Watch 2k10!

Folks, it’s festival announcement season, which means it’s time for the blogosphere to alight with the sounds of a serious lack of priorities. This annual horse race to irrelevance will feature such deep discussions as “2007 was totally better” and “The Flaming Lips AGAIN…way to go, Grandpa” and “100 bucks for 50 bands that would charge 10 bucks apiece by themselves…*SIGH*”…all while people in Haiti struggle to find running water! Delight in the fact that every single festival features 75% congruence in lineup! Astound at how everything “sucks” or “is a disappointment”! Listen to the youngsters trash bands featuring members over 40 that might actually be good at playing music in a live setting! Watch them feign excitement at each festival’s token hip-hop/international/electronic acts! What will be this year’s Band Name Buzzword? Bear? Crystal? Wolf? The future is an exciting place!
—Lucas
